drecklyn
askthewolf:

(( I KNOW I’M TERRIBLY SLOW TO ANSWER MY ASKS !! I just had very busy weeks and did not have any motivation to draw them on the little free time I had… 
Also, I kept playing the five episodes of TWAU again and again. And I’m not even sorry ! :I
So here to catch-up : A Snow White. In Bigby’s coat. Because with all the cute RP and fanfic I’m currently reading around here (*cough* drecklyn, bigbywooff, snow-goddamn-white *cough cough*) I could not help myself. 
I hope you’ll enjoy it, I’ll try my very best to provide funny answers to all of your ask this week. 
See you around, peeps ! :3))

askthewolf:

(( I KNOW I’M TERRIBLY SLOW TO ANSWER MY ASKS !! I just had very busy weeks and did not have any motivation to draw them on the little free time I had… 

Also, I kept playing the five episodes of TWAU again and again. And I’m not even sorry ! :I

So here to catch-up : A Snow White. In Bigby’s coat. Because with all the cute RP and fanfic I’m currently reading around here (*cough* drecklyn, bigbywooff, snow-goddamn-white *cough cough*) I could not help myself. 

I hope you’ll enjoy it, I’ll try my very best to provide funny answers to all of your ask this week. 

See you around, peeps ! :3))

zisnotabird

atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  
zisnotabird
kstewsrps:

MASTERLIST OF SPANISH SLANG TERMS ~

This is based of this other wonderful masterlist based on French slang terms. There aren't many people out there who rp characters that are Spanish or have Spanish background; but this masterlist is essentially in case someone would want to roleplay those kinds of characters or have their character be learning Spanish. Or maybe you just want to learn some Spanish slang, it's all cool. I'm Spanish myself so I'd say I have a pretty good idea of this. Also reminder that Spanish slang (as in from Spain) may have nothing to do with the Spanish you'd find in places from Latin America since they have different cultures and even words. Anyways,  here we go:

BASIC STUFF
'Hola' - Hi / hello.
'Buenos días' - Good morning.
'Buenas tardes' - Good afternoon.
'Buenas noches' - Good night.
'¿Qué tal?' - How are you?
'Vale / De acuerdo' - Agreement.
'Dios mío' - (Oh) my God.
'Genial' - Cool.
'Increíble' - Awesome.
'¿Qué?' - What?
'¿Por qué?' - Why?
'¿Estás seguro?' - Are you sure?
'Vaya disparate' - That’s nonsense.
'¡Para!' - Stop!
'¡¿Qué haces?!' - What are you doing?!
'Adiós' - Goodbye / Bye.
'Ten cuidado' - Be careful.
'Cuídate' - Take care.
SLANG AND ABREVIATURES YOU'D USE 
'Chaval' - Dude. / 'ese tío/chaval' - That dude.
'Chavala' - Chick. / ‘esa tía/chavala’ - That chick.
'Morir de risa' - Dying of laughter.
‘Mearse de risa’ - Pissing of laughter.
'Poli(cía)' - Police / Cops.
'Insti(tuto)' - High school.
'Uni(versidad)' - University
'No tengo pasta' - I’ve got no money.
'Un madero' - A police man / A cop.
'Niñato / Niñata' - Bratty kid.
'Q / K / Qe / Ke' (Que) - What.
'X' (Por) - So? 
ROMANTIC THINGS AND STUFF
'Te amo' - I love you.
'Te quiero' - * There’s no word in English to translate this since it’d be said as I love you too but ‘Te quiero’ would mean less than ‘Te amo’.
'Te adoro / Me encantas'  - I adore you.
'Te quiero a ti / Te deseo' - I want you / I desire you.
'Mi amor' - My love.
'Amor' - Love.
'Mi niña' - My baby girl.
'Mi niño' - My baby boy.
'Cariño' - Honey / Love / Dear / Baby / Babe.
'Preciosa / Guapa' - Beautiful.
'Precioso / Guapo' - Handsome.
'(Mi) Princesa' - (My) Princess.
'(Mi) Principe' - (My) Prince.
'(MI) Reina' - (My) Queen.
'(Mi) Rey' - (My) King.
'Novio' - Boyfriend.
'Novia' - Girlfriend.
'Prometido' - Fiance.
'Prometida' - Fiancée.
'Marido / Esposo' - Husband.
'Mujer / Esposa' - Wife.
'Mi pareja' - My partner (unisex).
INSULTING AND CURSING
'¡Idiota!' - Idiot!
'Estúpido' - Stupid. (male) / ‘Estúpida’ - Stupid (female).
'Mierda' - Shit.
'Tonto / Tonta' - Dumb.
'Tonto/Tonta del culo' - Dumbass.
'Gilipollas' - You dick / jerk / idiot / asshole.
'Joder' - Fuck.
'Que te jodan / que te follen' - Fuck you.
'Puta / guarra / zorra' - Bitch.
'Friki' - Freak.
'Subnormal / Anormal' - There’s no direct words in English but it’d be like calling someone even more dumb than dumb itself. 
'Me cago en Dios' - No words for this in English but translated literally would be shitting on God. So the closest translation as swearing would be fucking God. 
'Me cago en todo' - As I said above, literal translation would be shitting on everything. But the closest translation as swearing would be fuck everything. 
'Puta mierda' - Fucking shit.
Add 'de mierda' to whatever you think is crappy or shitty. Like for example: Shitty food = ‘Comida de mierda’.
These would be most principal ones but there are more, actually. If you have any doubts you can come to askbox and I'll most definitely answer you. 

kstewsrps:

MASTERLIST OF SPANISH SLANG TERMS ~

This is based of this other wonderful masterlist based on French slang terms. There aren't many people out there who rp characters that are Spanish or have Spanish background; but this masterlist is essentially in case someone would want to roleplay those kinds of characters or have their character be learning Spanish. Or maybe you just want to learn some Spanish slang, it's all cool. I'm Spanish myself so I'd say I have a pretty good idea of this. Also reminder that Spanish slang (as in from Spain) may have nothing to do with the Spanish you'd find in places from Latin America since they have different cultures and even words. Anyways,  here we go:

BASIC STUFF

  • 'Hola' - Hi / hello.
  • 'Buenos días' - Good morning.
  • 'Buenas tardes' - Good afternoon.
  • 'Buenas noches' - Good night.
  • '¿Qué tal?' - How are you?
  • 'Vale / De acuerdo' - Agreement.
  • 'Dios mío' - (Oh) my God.
  • 'Genial' - Cool.
  • 'Increíble' - Awesome.
  • '¿Qué?' - What?
  • '¿Por qué?' - Why?
  • '¿Estás seguro?' - Are you sure?
  • 'Vaya disparate' - That’s nonsense.
  • '¡Para!' - Stop!
  • '¡¿Qué haces?!' - What are you doing?!
  • 'Adiós' - Goodbye / Bye.
  • 'Ten cuidado' - Be careful.
  • 'Cuídate' - Take care.

SLANG AND ABREVIATURES YOU'D USE 

  • 'Chaval' - Dude. / 'ese tío/chaval' - That dude.
  • 'Chavala' - Chick. / ‘esa tía/chavala’ - That chick.
  • 'Morir de risa' - Dying of laughter.
  • Mearse de risa’ - Pissing of laughter.
  • 'Poli(cía)' - Police / Cops.
  • 'Insti(tuto)' - High school.
  • 'Uni(versidad)' - University
  • 'No tengo pasta' - I’ve got no money.
  • 'Un madero' - A police man / A cop.
  • 'Niñato / Niñata' - Bratty kid.
  • 'Q / K / Qe / Ke' (Que) - What.
  • 'X' (Por) - So? 

ROMANTIC THINGS AND STUFF

  • 'Te amo' - I love you.
  • 'Te quiero' - * There’s no word in English to translate this since it’d be said as I love you too but ‘Te quiero’ would mean less than ‘Te amo’.
  • 'Te adoro / Me encantas'  - I adore you.
  • 'Te quiero a ti / Te deseo' - I want you / I desire you.
  • 'Mi amor' - My love.
  • 'Amor' - Love.
  • 'Mi niña' - My baby girl.
  • 'Mi niño' - My baby boy.
  • 'Cariño' - Honey / Love / Dear / Baby / Babe.
  • 'Preciosa / Guapa' - Beautiful.
  • 'Precioso / Guapo' - Handsome.
  • '(Mi) Princesa' - (My) Princess.
  • '(Mi) Principe' - (My) Prince.
  • '(MI) Reina' - (My) Queen.
  • '(Mi) Rey' - (My) King.
  • 'Novio' - Boyfriend.
  • 'Novia' - Girlfriend.
  • 'Prometido' - Fiance.
  • 'Prometida' - Fiancée.
  • 'Marido / Esposo' - Husband.
  • 'Mujer / Esposa' - Wife.
  • 'Mi pareja' - My partner (unisex).

INSULTING AND CURSING

  • '¡Idiota!' - Idiot!
  • 'Estúpido' - Stupid. (male) / ‘Estúpida’ - Stupid (female).
  • 'Mierda' - Shit.
  • 'Tonto / Tonta' - Dumb.
  • 'Tonto/Tonta del culo' - Dumbass.
  • 'Gilipollas' - You dick / jerk / idiot / asshole.
  • 'Joder' - Fuck.
  • 'Que te jodan / que te follen' - Fuck you.
  • 'Puta / guarra / zorra' - Bitch.
  • 'Friki' - Freak.
  • 'Subnormal / Anormal' - There’s no direct words in English but it’d be like calling someone even more dumb than dumb itself. 
  • 'Me cago en Dios' - No words for this in English but translated literally would be shitting on God. So the closest translation as swearing would be fucking God. 
  • 'Me cago en todo' - As I said above, literal translation would be shitting on everything. But the closest translation as swearing would be fuck everything. 
  • 'Puta mierda' - Fucking shit.
  • Add 'de mierda' to whatever you think is crappy or shitty. Like for example: Shitty food = ‘Comida de mierda’.

These would be most principal ones but there are more, actually. If you have any doubts you can come to askbox and I'll most definitely answer you.